Praise John

He is an ass licking lover that makes out with kush every day

He was being Praise John himself.

by askfduokasjdflas December 6, 2017

john

a very short guy has a friend named conner usually and is funny but does not like school he only goes to see his friends. and is cute and every girl would date him if he was taller

dang john is really funny and cute but way to short

by SHort john December 8, 2017

jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017

jimmy john's challenge

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.

I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.

by Save yourself for dessert February 22, 2018

John

A gay faggot that sucks big weewee

Yo nigga you becoming a john

by Follow @slice.and.dice.julio February 28, 2018

John in the Bag

A cheap Chinese knock-off of Jack in the Box.

Where do you want to eat?

John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.

by Aidanj123 May 9, 2018

John

Someone one can’t get more than 10 win in fortnite.

You’re such a John at fortnite.

by Proteins May 9, 2018