A cycloptic red eye of death is when you poke your partner in one of their eyes and immediately ejaculate into the other. Odds are, one eye will go blind and the other will be bloodshot.
I gave my wife a cycloptic red eye of death yesterday. Thatll teach that bitch to look through my phone.
by AKingLikeMe April 12, 2016
Get the cycloptic red eye of deathmug. When having sex, the act of ejaculating in both of the female's eyes, and shooting a line across her tits.
Q: Did you dot the eyes and cross the T's like I told you?
A: Who do you think I am, Ashley? Of course I did. She loved it.
A: Who do you think I am, Ashley? Of course I did. She loved it.
by Jsquared2000 December 24, 2010
Get the Dot the eyes and cross the T'smug. "Hey did you see Paulino pop a tre in someone's eye last Thursday with zero on the clock? Yea, Texas won 74-71. It was tiiiight..."
by Randall Pinkfloyd July 24, 2008
Get the pop a tre in someone's eyemug. queer eye for the straight guy has under the belt practice identifying the vulnerable targets.
Little boys don't molest themselves into being queer
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Little boys don't molest themselves into being queer
praise UD reruns
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by UD reruns June 28, 2013
Get the queer eye for the straight guymug. The result of pissing someone off so much that they would take a massive dumb on your eye.
The mass would result in a powerful impact leaving a black eye, the fecal matter would result in an infection such as pink eye, and the fecal residue in your eye would result in a brown eye.
The mass would result in a powerful impact leaving a black eye, the fecal matter would result in an infection such as pink eye, and the fecal residue in your eye would result in a brown eye.
by spanienspike January 27, 2011
Get the Black Pink Brown Eyemug. While staying at a friend's house, bringing a chic home ,hitting it doggie style and sticking it in a girls butt without her permission, usually on an air matress.
by Vic Brown January 10, 2009
Get the Air Mat Brown Eyemug. Bimbo: What is the answer to question 3.
Guy: It's on the first page of the textbook. Open your third eye, you e-class hoe.
Guy: It's on the first page of the textbook. Open your third eye, you e-class hoe.
by theholytrinity6 July 16, 2019
Get the Open your third eyemug.