e-period

It is when your electronic devices, or an electronic assistant behaves as if they are menstrual. The assistant is looking up bizarre search topics and not really hearing the commands clearly, or sending text messages to your friends and family that make little to no sense.

"Send a text message to Fran." "Ok what would you like it to say?". "I'm running a few minutes late, wait for me." "Ok text message says: I'm running great, fleas will be. Shall I send it?" "No." "Ok I'll send it."

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My tablet is on its e-period this morning! I can't get to any of my photos. Why won't you work right?!

by Nariema June 27, 2014

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E-nept

Being inept at all things electronic. Computers, phones, internet, software, etc.

Jesus Christ, Bob. You are so fucking E-nept.

by Someguy77 August 29, 2014

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e-heritage

Who you are as a citizen on the internet. It depends on what website's culture you take part in.

Some common e-heritages: Redditor, Tumblrite, 4channer

by BokunoPico6969 September 18, 2014

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selective e-mail

Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.

Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.

Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!

Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."

by schofieldthescarecrow October 27, 2014

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