bro

be right over.
aka the cooler version of brb

cook kid #1: Do you want to come over after lax practice with your girlfriend so we can drink natty light and I can fuck your girlfriend while you make me a sandwich?

cool kid #2: Yea we'll bro.

by The original cool kid October 18, 2010

Apkazy Bro

A bloodz nigga.

DaQuay: yo was good nigga
Lethaniel: stay back nigga im an apkazy bro
DaQuay: i aint give a fuck nigga, im with the asganiiz
Lethaniel: fuck you and yo asganiiz nigga
DaQuay: *starts shooting*

by DeQui Shawn September 26, 2022

BRO-Blem

a bitch; or a problem caused by said bitch in which only another BRO can solve.

Bro, I got a BRO-Blem, and only a true bro like yourself can help with my Bro-blem, Bro.

by MattG514 August 2, 2010

Bro

Any male who wears Tap Out, No Fear, Ed Hardy, or Nor-cal t-shirts. One who drives an over sized pick-up truck or suv. Anyone who wears sunglasses on the back of their head. One who has generic tattoos such as tribal bands. They are also cocky jock douche bags.

"Did you see that guy who just peeled out in the mall parking lot? He was a total bro."

"Only a bro would shop at Eminent"

by Chad Darvis May 14, 2010

Bro

Used to defane a crow.

Bro, stop going, stop going!!

by FunnyCoolPerson May 11, 2024

Hindu Bro

A bro super into Hinduism. Apt to use "Bro" "Dude" "Swear" "Bars" unironically when talking about Moksha, Maya and Dharma amongst other Hindu concepts. Usually a finance / tech bro who has expanded their range, and will guilt you into going to Temple on the weekends.

While this archetype generally uses very fratty language, these guys are usually extremely well-read and will go verse for verse on the Vedas, Gita or any other core text of Hinduism.

Two Hindu Bros talking:
"Bro these girls are just consumed by Maya bro"
"Dude I know, what happened to the pursuit of Dharma bro"
"Swear"

"Yeah he talked about his personal journey towards Moksha for 3 hours"
"He's such a classic Hindu Bro"

by rockingrrocker February 18, 2025

Slow-bro

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"

1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!

by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017