god

an adult's santa clause

kid: daddy i believe santa clause is real
parent: youre a dumbass

random guy: but you believe in god you jackass, youre as stupid as your kid

by hardheadedass August 5, 2025

Forehead God

The Forehead God is the mightyest God of all. He is a God made out of 3 parts: one face with a large forehead in the middle(the biggest oneTim ) and 4 faces with large foreheads around it.

Praise the Forehead God!

by Foreheads no. 1 March 25, 2019

Dan God

This person is know to have sexual cats and take it up the batty by lizards

Who tf is dan god

Ye init

by Mr big nob 69000 September 29, 2021

good morning and god bless

A good morning and god bless is when a person drinks coffee and eats breakfast on the toilet the coffee may be a tool to relax the bowels or just a simple pick me up. This phrase was first coined by h3h3 productions on the 6th of April 2018

I’m just going to have a simple good morning and god bless today

by Internet-Documentary May 23, 2018

puff god

the man with the best dope and smokes alot

man my plug the puff god bro

by Urban god of the dictionary April 26, 2017

god

neil cicierega, also known as lemon demon, is an american comedian, musician, songwriter, and puppeteer.

person 1: i love god's music!
person 2: who's god?
person 1: lemon demon, i call him god as a joke

by h_lover28 July 7, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"

by Spiderfly May 22, 2018