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Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
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Bro-totype

Man who publically Bro-hugs at every available chance he gets thinking it's an original and sincere show of affection
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by My Pal Al July 6, 2017
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Bro-ditus

A type of brain damage resulting in being around a certain dum dum named " Broden. "
I am suffering from a bad case of the Bro-ditus.
by gregory III October 2, 2023
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THE JD BRO

Your average kid with balls the size of bowling balls. He is mostly known for his Youtube shorts over at jd the bro Shorts. According to jd the bro concrete is an acceptable source of sustenance and this opinion is shared by all. If you aren't subbed to The jd bro what are doing in your life. It's guaranteed that if you sub tot he jd bro you won't get bullied its been proven so don't be that guy.
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Dick Bros

Two dudes that seen each other’s dicks. Usually between two close friends.
We are dick bros dude u can tell me anything.
by YrnTakedown September 19, 2019
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yo bro

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by ThatPitDroid June 25, 2022
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Bro

A word that most males, of any age use at the end of every sentence.
Nice cock, bro”
by CenihavpUsi November 25, 2020
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