The guy who says basic shit

A random retarded 12 yo on the internet who's spreading false information and is racist to Chinese people and doesn't like homework (what a fucking loser)

Retard 1: Yo have you have you heard about the guy who says basic shit?
Retard 2: Yeah, he's a total dipshit nigger

by The guy who says advanced shit May 25, 2025

I'm just a chill guy

A guy who does not care about anything.

Bro1: Bro look at the two couples.

Bro2: I do not care i'm just a chill guy.

by Ninjaltf December 12, 2024

Guy Buy

When you go with a lady you presume to be a queen to be a queen to buy coffee paraphernalia . EX: She points at $3,000.00 espresso machine and you buy it.

Friend: Where did you get this $3000.00 Espresso machine Leeann?

Leeann: It was a guy buy I had him eating right out of my hand that weekend I went to visit.

by TheChameleonofChemistry April 3, 2022

guyed it

Past tense of guy it The ability of most men to come up with a plausible story to explain any question except yes or no ones.

I asked him where he was all night. He guyed it, told me he had dinner with an old friend and stayed town over night. I know who "that old friend" was AND what he ate!

by DAH September 20, 2014

That Guy

Is the guy that you love more than anything but he will never fully be yours. More than a friend more than a lover he's that guy

He's more than a friend and more than a lover he's just that guy.

by DirtyD24 August 2, 2018

Fall Guys Syndrome Day

Fall Guys Syndrome Day is on the 30th of March. It's a day where everyone listens to Fall N' Roll to fuel themselves with either rage or ecstasy towards Fall Guys beans. Raging towards them involves punching beans while ecstasy towards them involves busting all over them.

Person 1: "amboutta bus all over this pink bean"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "it's Fall Guys Syndrome Day today, all of a sudden i feel like bussin all over Fall Gussies"

by Gumfish March 20, 2024

Guy 99

He is just in the void..?

Best friends with 89, 79, 59, 49, 39, 29.

Guy 69 is uh... "In Purgatory".

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by Crowie The Crow November 7, 2023