13. December

National fuck your girlfriend day

-hey babe let's

•why?
- cause it's 13. December

by Sak milos ne? December 13, 2021

December 7

it’s national hug your girlfriend/crush day! make sure you do it, you won’t forget it!

“hey babe come here *hugs”
girl: “what was that for?”
“it’s December 7, remember?”

by flopper-lover <3 December 6, 2021

December 2nd.

smash your bros day without it being gay

ben: hey josh wanna smash
josh: no thats gay
ben:but its December 2nd.
josh: ohh okey at your or my place

by dfsfsdaf December 2, 2023

December 21

Anyone named Ethan will DIE?!?!?!??!?

Ethan, sound the alarms its December 21

by Hogey Bear December 17, 2021

December 10th

national fuck bitches get money day

Kyle: ”hey, you know what day it is”
Alex: “no, what is it”
Kyle: “december 10th, so imma go fuck bitches and make some fat stacks ”

by fagatron420 December 6, 2022

December 13

The day One Directions contract ends.
The day any normal person cries all day.

Random person: “What’s so special about December 13th?”
Directioner: “The day the most amazing band comes to an end..”

by Daddy ehehehe December 9, 2020

december

the most irrelevant month of the year

person 1- its december

person 2- whats december?
person 1- the month stupid!
person 2- sorry it’s just so irrelevant i thought you was talking about something else

by clear slime May 15, 2022