hoe bag

a hoe bag is a bag made out of the hoest hoe's skin...

beth- Yo Meaghn is that a herpy on ur ho bag?
Meaghn- Yeah I think it is.
Beth- Thats nasty.
Meaghn- But it was a walmart speical.

by maryjane December 20, 2004

tote-bag

Abbreviation for totally.

"Are you excited about Jamie's Bat Mitzvah?"
"Tote-bag!"

by Juicy Boxers December 27, 2005

sunshine in a bag

Drugs found in little baggies. Comming from the new found idea to have designs on little drug baggies.

I'm happy I ain't sad I got my SunShine in a Bad.

by Tea Baby April 26, 2005

Sunshine in a Bag

The paraplegic sex act when one pisses in the colostomy bag of another. The handicapped equivalent of a golden shower.

Peter: Hey Joe, I heard you took home that new handicap chick from work.
Joe: Yeah, but it didn't work out. She wanted me to give her sunshine in a bag. Too kinky.

by forever_onesome December 25, 2013

Douche Bag

Slang name that you call someone. A stupid person.

My names _____ , and I'm a biiigg douche bag. You're such a douche bag. What a douche bag!

by meggy October 5, 2002

bag of toys

A term used to describe how pathetically strung-out and/or hungover - the morning after a night of excessive drugs and/or alcohol - someone feels. A feeling of being totally out of it. Wrecked. Totalled.

Scott: "Good afternoon Johnny, how do you feel after last night?"
Johnny: "What happened anyway, I don't remember much after that last eight ball of crack we smoked."
Scott: "Well, neither do I, I feel like a bag of toys!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

douche bag

simple minded americans who think that there mercedes will add about an inch to the 1/2 inch dick.

look at this douche bag bet i leave with his girl.

by matt@ajs June 1, 2007