Simp

Samir Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

We all have that one friend Samir who will run a mile for a girl. Smh

Friend: "Hey Samir, wanna go to Johnny Canucks for wings?"

Samir: "Yeah for sure!"

1 Hour Later...

Friend: "Where are you bro?"

Samir: "I'm on the way to Montreal by foot"

Friend: "Simp"

by TheRealKorumbah April 1, 2020

Simp

Hampus

Hampus är simp

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Simp

Super Intese Minecraft Player

I’m a simp (super Intese Minecraft player)

by Fredceecee August 13, 2021

Simp

Someone who will bend over backwards for a love interest knowing that they have zero chance with them, but continue to bend over backwards with false hope that bending over backwards will attain success.

Mark Harris is the world's biggest simp. He is simping hard over Leanna.

by JayV316 May 23, 2022

Simp

Being a tier three sub to Alinity.

Damn bro, you see that guy defending Alinity? What a simp.

by PhillyBazz April 27, 2020

Simp

A man who buys things for a girl he's never met, namely Matthews.

Guy 1: Why don't you wanna play this game with us
Matt: I'm not feeling like it
Girl 1: Hey matt can you buy this game for me?

Matt: Yeah sure and I'll even throw in a kinky message. uwu
This is an example of a simp.

by FazeClan.MlgNoScoperSwag April 25, 2021

simp

matt

matt is a simp

by mattisasimp May 4, 2020