national wear pants day

The last thursday in March developed in the early 2nd century BC by celtic traditions. Annually, observers forsake their traditional shorts and skirts for pants in honor of this holy day. To not observe this holiday is to flip god off.

Even Anthony observes National Wear Pants Day

by fastrun97 March 29, 2015

National free the nipple day

June 12th

“Why are your titties out?”
“Because it’s june 12th aka National free the nipple day”

by AlMcwiggin June 11, 2022

National Grab Dick Day

August 8th is National grab a dick day .

Susie “ Girl how many dicks did u grab today ? “
Emma “ 12 how bout you “
Susie “ 18 “
Well Happy National Grab Dick Day hoes .

by Thatboothang08 August 7, 2019

National pussy pic day

April 11 free pussy picture :national holiday recognized by the government

It’s National pussy pic day😏

by Jaheim cyntrell April 10, 2022

National steal a cat day

This holiday falls on august 24th. You can steal anyone’s cat without any charges

Tim: I stole Sierra’s cat on national steal a cat day!

by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020

National lie to a girl day

When its April 16 you lie to a girl about something that will shock her

look i said i im not a virgin and she believed me because its national lie to a girl day

by Sexlover32432141 April 17, 2018

national booty shorts day

August 14 is national booty shorts day. Ask any random person for a booty shorts pic and they have to send it to you.

Guy: it's national booty shorts day
Girl: god damnit

by Mr steak your chick August 14, 2021