mrs bean

the smart sexy funny beautiful wife of mr. bean who is overlooked because she’s not as stupid as him. deserves more recognition

i saw mr bean’s wife mrs bean reciting all the numbers of pi. truly one of the smartest women out there.

by crackwh0r3 November 14, 2020

Bean Bag

A sweet, squishy, lovely sweetheart of a being. Loveable and lovely. Cutie to the max.

Omg this puppy! What a Bean Bag!

by ZeKaraBou August 1, 2025

Bean stock

When a homie encounters a bean company that sells stocks. This is only available to the free food club of America.

Ryan - you Buy that bean stock yet?
Steven- nah but I heard you have to be apart of the free food club of America.
Ryan- you trying to join?
Steven - of course that sounds great! I’d love to invest in some nice bean Stock!

Ryan- I’ll account for your 100 new stocks of beans!

by Compound dyslexic January 3, 2022

Bean

Bean is a term to describe a crazy or mad or stupid person

i think that my youth in your class is a bean

by vybzworldboss March 4, 2019

Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

knockin beans

Knockin beans, also commonly called beanslap, refers to any number of people in a room alone at night, KNOCKIN DEM BEANS

Kyle: So, last night me and my girl were knockin beans, if yk what I mean.
Karen: Damnit Kyle, I told you to stop sleeping with your sister!

by BeanKNOCKER September 15, 2020

Mr Bean

Reality's strongest being to ever exist. Mr Bean has defeated Shaggy with only 0.0000000001% of his power.

dude 1: im gonna fight mr bean
dude 2: are you fucking retarded youre gonna fucking die

by Undkrrn12 July 28, 2021