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by you don't search September 28, 2021

by WaffleMage May 23, 2022

by OCTIANE 5 December 19, 2017

by A guy with a cracked phone August 8, 2023

The hellish world in which people post definitions of sexual/offensive slang, showcase their flings, and just make an absolute mess.
Also, the site which defines modern terms and phrases that are not relevant in the standard dictionary.
Also, the site which defines modern terms and phrases that are not relevant in the standard dictionary.
In the world of Urban Dictionary, it is easy to get lost wandering the millions of pages filled with definitions.
by FlameReaper May 12, 2014

Kid 1: hey bro, who was Joseph Stalin?
Kid 2: A guy with a cool mustache
Kid 1: how'd you know that?
Kid 2: Urban Dictionary
Kid 1: then it must be right
Kid 2: A guy with a cool mustache
Kid 1: how'd you know that?
Kid 2: Urban Dictionary
Kid 1: then it must be right
by MCbossboy21 January 18, 2024

A website where everyone’s horny and disgusting all the time. It’s a challenge not to find jokes about sex, or terms of sexual activity. If you don’t know what this website is, don’t use this place for any actual definitions. You have been warned.
Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)
Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.
Someone: I give up.
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)
Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.
Someone: I give up.
by DrKoneko December 31, 2020
