Calzone Tits

Saggy, middle aged man boobs. Commonly seen in aging weight lifters.

Rick stopped working out years ago and now he has calzone tits!

by RichBee193 June 26, 2015

Tit mittens

Boob buckets... hand warmers...
Mammary cup holders9

The act of keeping one’s hands warm by putting his hands in his mothers tit mittens while she drives him to his baby mammas house , to drop off child support payment . From the back seat of course

by dbhx0311 October 21, 2023

Tit snips

When fat guys with man boobs get breast reductions.

Norman got a circumsicion so micheal got tit snips.

Those fat Boston fucks need tit snips.

by That guy006 March 9, 2017

Send tits day

a day where you ask anyone to send titties and they will

Paul: hey you know what day it is?
brianna: no what is it?
Paul: its national send tits day!
Brianna: oh how could i forget, here you go(sends it)

by Pablicito April 6, 2022

Tits Wigglin'

refers to anything or anyone that is far better than a latter description of the aforementioned

That party last night Billy's was tits wigglin' compared to John and Mark's. OR
Even though I didn't get bring my Harley to the rally it was still tits wigglin'!

by Bitchface Kitty January 3, 2022

Tit Alley

The alley between ones boobs. aka Cleavage

-Dude, check out that girl over there.. Sweet view of her tit alley!

-That guy should hit the gym, hes got way too much of a tit alley going on...

by jazzyjulz September 1, 2013

sizzle tits

Pedantic bitch from strata

Don’t worry I won’t let sizzle tits into your unit

by Xxxxxxxtina March 2, 2025