take a moment, count my guap

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah

Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap

by Why_are_we_here_just_to_suffer May 25, 2024

divine moment

Divine moment

A divine moment is a situation where someone:

1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then religiously does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.

These moments are marked by their blatant inconsistency, unintentional irony, and is often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.

Divine: Well done, you figured out this word has different meanings.

Victim: You just acted like there weren't any..

Witness: Divine moment lol

by d1v1ne May 26, 2024

em moment

When someone or something is having a particularly difficult time doing something easy

Damn did you see Heather drop that phone, definitely having an em moment

by liamlmad May 26, 2024

Dubebe Moment

It's a dababy moment...But french!

My mom: Why did u hit your classmate with a giant baguette?
Me: *Dubebe Moment*

by F3rdy November 26, 2021

Weekend Moment

When someone gets mad at another other friends for no reason over discord and they get rid of all their roles and kick them from the server, but then they come back to them 20 minutes later

Weekend Momenter: GRRRRR I HATE YOU GUYS BECAUSE I HAVE NO REASON!!!! >:V
Friend Group: Haha Weekend Moment!

by SourPatchKid22112 November 26, 2021

Loser Moment

When SourPatchKid looks ugly

SourPatchKid: *Looks Ugly*
DHG: LOSER MOMENT

by SourPatchKid22112 November 26, 2021

Kolo Moment

When someone is inactive in a Discord Server for an extended amount of time, and when they finally join the only thing the person does is yell "retard".

Discord Member: "Now THAT was a Kolo moment."

by Martin Nocturne November 26, 2021