ur mom

the woman in my bed last night

person 1: BOO!
person 2: AHH!
person 1: damn you sound just like ur mom
person 2: what. :|

by screaming-without-the-s October 5, 2022

Mom friend

That friend in the group of females who acts overly protective and caring. She's typically overweight and not anywhere near as attractive as her other friends. Knowing she's not going to meet a good looking guy when she goes out, the mom friend overcompensates by acting like the mother and judging her friends for their wild and fun behavior.

Karen is such a mom friend. She'll be sure to remind her friends tomorrow how crazy they were acting at the bar.

by Jay_00 June 8, 2021

Ur mom

Hot

Ur mom was in my bed.

by Tobi >:D October 1, 2021

ur mom

Your Father

dig bick bro
ur mom
oh shit

by mythiksushi October 27, 2021

Your mom

The person who gave birth to you and hopefully raised you to be the person you are today or it can be used as a smart ass response to someone.

Hey dude who are you doing this weekend? Probably no one am I right! *laughs*
Actually I am, your mom

by Eoz the sniper March 17, 2019

Ur mom

A wonderful lady

Ur mom is great.

by Picture frames November 17, 2019

ur mom

Ur mom is just a potential come back for any possible thing say like for example

Person 1| Why are you so lazy?!
Person 2| ur mom

Luke|how are you?!
Brooke| ur mom

Aliah g|Why don’t you work out
Me(Brooke)| ur mom

Like aliah If You see this I Would like to say that your ugly and need a life<3

by Unknown doge October 30, 2020