Riot Moment

When a game dev/ company fucks up a update to balance something.

Person 1: Bro, Epic games increased the fire rate of the pump. As if it wasnt oppresive enough.
Person 2: That's a certified Riot Moment.

by DoubleDickDan May 13, 2022

Bruh moment

An exclaimation people use to indicate severe feelings for something which will or has happened.

“Dude, did you hear that Jack, Luke, Carlos, Navid, Mark AND James all got a bruh moment yesterday.”

by Colemaster October 31, 2019

blonde moment

severe case of missing the bleeding obvious

No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!

by sphincter basha June 29, 2011

burger moment

ur flopping so much that you don’t know what to say

have u seen my burger?

no, that’s such a burger moment

by fatfuckingcat November 7, 2021

First Responder Moment

A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.

Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment

by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025

Jayden Moment

WHEN YA MATE IS BEIN A SILLY LIL NONCE AND YA GOTTA SMACK SOME SENSE INTO THE CUNT YK

I LOVE KIDS
BRO THATS CLAPPED, JAYDEN MOMENT

by pussypopping1234 March 2, 2022

VH2 Player Moment

Somebody who cannot cope with the fact that Vampire Hunters 2 is gone from Roblox.

Random VH2 player: PLEASEEEEE ZAC REOPEN THE GAME I NEEEEEED TO GO BACK TO SPAMMING V AND MAKING FUN OF RANDOM CHILDREN FOR BEING NEW TO THE GAME PLEASEPLEASEPELASE OPEN IT AGAIN!!!

Me: VH2 Player Moment.

by Sjcnchdnsian January 22, 2022