Dick in the Water

Someone that is very "Mainstream" or a "Hipster".

Person1: Dude, check my new shirt, it's illin'.
Person2: Shut up you're just another Dick in the Water

by Kadicta November 22, 2011

dick-mob

A person so rude they are not just one dick, but a mob of dicks.

I can't believe that guy cut me off in the carpool lane! What a dick-mob!

by The brunz July 19, 2010

Firecracker dick

It’s when you blue-ball your boyfriend leaving his tip red ergo firecracker (Like the popsicle ice cream)

Aw dude you left me hanging now I got firecracker dick

by HalfHeartKing January 27, 2021

dick dangler

Cross-country runners who wear short-shorts (usually without anything underneath) when they run, and have the possibility of having their dick dangle out the bottom of their shorts.

Person 1: Hey, did you see those dick danglers run by?
Person 2: I swear i saw one of their dicks out the bottom of their shorts..

by YojimboRowan October 19, 2012

mule dicking

Verb: To force or coerce an individual via violence, manipulation or other blatant means into a situation or action they find intensely undesirable. Browbeating, where the end result is always unpleasant for the recipient.

"Man, Mark is always mule dicking me into karaoke night, I hate karaoke night."

by Keegasaur July 23, 2014

Dick farm

When a female or gay man has a large collection of men's phone number with the sole intent of having sex with them at a later date

I have quite a large dick farm, I have plenty of dicks to choose from tonight.

by Lucolas May 19, 2016

prestons dick

There's nothing there

There's Prestons dick... wait where is it

by Whiskdidiejs July 12, 2017