Slap my squirrel

A man masturbating.

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!

by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010

Sandy Slap

When you spank someone at the same time you call them the sand nigger

"I was makin' love to my drunka and he done gave me a sandy slap on my ass."

by Guidette Negrisha October 15, 2011

bitch slap

where you get slapped square of your block because you made someone mad. usually, black women bitch slaps hurt the worst.

dude cheated on her, got a bitch slap, and got left.

by thatpersoneveryonehates October 29, 2018

Salmon Slapping

When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.

I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.

by #Bow_Nerd August 9, 2021

Trunk Slap

The sound made when a penis hits the inner thigh during vigorous movement.

"I really must wear something more supportive than boxer shorts when I run. My penis is raw from all the trunk slaps. It sounds like two elephants high-fiving when I run downhill."

by fairycakesupprise August 15, 2016

cock slap

when you slap a annoying girl with you dick

hey wanna shut the fuck up bitch or i will cock slap you so hard

by tickdick December 3, 2014

i got the slaps

It means songs that hit hard bass wise and with the fire beat and lyrics

I got the slaps that will fuck up your subs

by The Calculator April 20, 2018