I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so
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Women: "Honey what's this brown stuff on the bed?"
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."
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Sour patch kids have tons of very unhealthy dyes and colors. Smarties are fake sweetarts. Laffy Taffy doesn't even count. And nobodies ever heard of Tangy Zangies before. Even as I was writing this, my grammar checker didn’t think that was a word.
b. Chocolate
- The downsides of Nestlé, mars, and Hershey's chocolates can really linger. Each "fun size" bar provides 300 calories and fourteen grams of fat. And you'll get 8.5 grams of sugar from the crunchy yet sticky center, which is also likely to get stuck in your teeth. These companies committed to removing all artificial colors and flavorings from their chocolate products by the end of 2015, and apparently they're not big on keeping promises. The bars contain a list of artificial ingredients, such as TBHQ and citric acid. But the worst is yet to come, more than 40% of all chocolate these big guru's use is harvested with forced child labor in the ivory coast. SweeTarts use absolutely 0 slavery in their production.
c. Everything else
Gummies are lots worse than sweetarts, and don't release nearly as many healthy chemicals. In fact, when asked about it, 88% of respondents said that SweeTarts were the most enjoyable and tasty candies there were.
Sour patch kids have tons of very unhealthy dyes and colors. Smarties are fake sweetarts. Laffy Taffy doesn't even count. And nobodies ever heard of Tangy Zangies before. Even as I was writing this, my grammar checker didn’t think that was a word.
b. Chocolate
- The downsides of Nestlé, mars, and Hershey's chocolates can really linger. Each "fun size" bar provides 300 calories and fourteen grams of fat. And you'll get 8.5 grams of sugar from the crunchy yet sticky center, which is also likely to get stuck in your teeth. These companies committed to removing all artificial colors and flavorings from their chocolate products by the end of 2015, and apparently they're not big on keeping promises. The bars contain a list of artificial ingredients, such as TBHQ and citric acid. But the worst is yet to come, more than 40% of all chocolate these big guru's use is harvested with forced child labor in the ivory coast. SweeTarts use absolutely 0 slavery in their production.
c. Everything else
Gummies are lots worse than sweetarts, and don't release nearly as many healthy chemicals. In fact, when asked about it, 88% of respondents said that SweeTarts were the most enjoyable and tasty candies there were.
Chocolate is interesting
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Get the chocolate-sauce pie mug.When two girls have aggressive sex. And one girl lays on her back, and another girl sits on the other girls mouth and shits into it. Then they switch positions and proceed to do the same thing. They then make out and either stop or continue to have sex.
Woman 1: "Have you heard of Recycling Chocolate?"
Woman 2: "Yeah, let's try it!"
Woman 2 lays down, and Woman 1 begins to sit on her face and shits in her mouth.
Woman 2: "Yeah, let's try it!"
Woman 2 lays down, and Woman 1 begins to sit on her face and shits in her mouth.
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