James

he is the most average guy and has very spikey hair
he is definitely a unit

he also ate my dog

JAMES! WHY DID YOU EAT MY DOG!!

by aayirus June 21, 2023

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James

A cheater. Tangina manloloko yan. Wag tularan. Mapanaket. Dapat nag condom nalang parents nyan eh. Di pa tuli. Maliit etitsv nyan ampota.

Mapanaket ka James tanginamo

by It's fucking blue February 4, 2020

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Dylan James Lane Lee

Kinda like slender man, tall, white and with little to no distinguishing features.

Girl: He’s so cool, what’s his name?
Boy: he’s tall, white, and has no distinguishing features. He’s Dylan. He’s kinda a guy man too.

Girl: Dylan James Lane Lee??!? WOW

by roxogirl April 22, 2020

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Being a James is a state of being scared of commitment and would usually spend his time lying on his bed and puffing his vape instead of fixing his broken AC. During the thanksgiving dinner, James is seen hiding under the table vaping due to his fear of chicken and his very insipid taste for eggs. This state often involves a constant state of sadness thinking about past relationships (although non-existant b/c he has no commitment) and what could have been. Being a constant topic of gossip for people thinking he gets pussy, but in reality the only thing wet is his pillow from his tears.

" I can't fix my AC"

"Stop being a James"

" I can't find my airpods"
"You are such a James"

by jimmehjam December 2, 2023

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