King Cake

When a dude nuts inside of a big butt.

Friend 1: Do you see that girl? She's got some cake!
Friend 2: Yeah man, I want to give her a King Cake!

by Alup January 30, 2022

Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!

Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!

by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024

jiggle cake

If you jizz into a ramekin and microwave it

Oh, Sandra thought the Jell-O shot had a funny taste, but really I gave her a jiggle cake

by Crabstick69 October 27, 2020

Patty Cake

When she gets shit face wasted and pisses herself while playing patty cake on the porch.

“Patty cake patty cake bakers man”

by Emmiebabbie December 2, 2020

The Pacman equivalent to cake

Boursin

Dude, the pacman equivalent to cake is clearly Pacman. nom nom nom.

by boursincheese March 9, 2013

sad cake

1. An actual cake, preferably with an icing depiction of a sad face, served to mark a real or perceived sad occasion.

Upon learning the project's key contributor and quasi-leader was being transitioned off the project, the team promptly baked and ate a sad cake.

I'm sorry to hear that you had to find a new home for your pet goldfish; here, I made you a sad cake.

by EBinPDX December 2, 2014

stupid cakes

Stupid cakes

She’s got stupid cakes 🥵🍑

Having a large bum/backside

by John harper October 22, 2019