Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.” Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024

Fail Cake

It's when a person fails to do something or says something that just doesn't work. When the result of something is totally unsatisfactory and/or potentially embarrassing.

It's like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.

Person 1: Did you see that guy trip over his pant leg just now?

Person 2: Yeah, that was a total fail cake. Sucks to be him.

by rocksiegirl21 May 14, 2011

Tunnel Cake

The act of inserting food into an oriface, and leaving it looking like frosting in one's tunnel

"It takes me a minute to mash it up, but a banana makes a great tunnel cake!"

by Burntcroissantt June 26, 2019

cummy cakes

a very very yum person that is just SO amazeballs yk?!&/@/&: like they're the best person to ever exist and deserve all the minions in the world!! also just the person with the best feet to ever walk this universe. they're someone who deserves cum in their name because they're just freaking amaze balls and great and yeah

yeah cummy cakes is such a hot beautiful and cummylicious person yk?!

by catsarecoolasballs June 19, 2022

zebra-caked

An NBA referee is responsible for enforcing the rules of the game, ensuring fair play, and managing the flow of the game. They make split-second decisions on fouls, violations, and other infractions, while also managing the game clock, time-outs, and substitutions. Referees maintain communication with coaches and players, and may consult with other officials and video replay systems for controversial calls.

Here's a more detailed breakdown:
Key Responsibilities:
* Making decisions quickly: Referees must make fast, accurate decisions based on their observations of the game.
* an NBA referee with remarkable whistle jizz speed...

"The ref right their is hella zebra-caked up"

Definition: A caked up referee in uni!!!

2. Hard ass whistle blow deafening the crowd

3.Consulting with other officials: Referees may consult with other officials on the court or in the replay room for controversial calls.

by @TheDangerousPeni May 21, 2025

Salmon Co-Cakes

What some southern kids called Salmon Croquettes.

Mama fixed some salmon co-cakes today.

by Bill Mobley January 26, 2022