water snake

A penis that does not get fully erect, it slips out your hand and you cannot keep hold of it. Sometimes will have to be thumbed in

‘No I didn’t enjoy it, he had a water snake’

by Chickennuggetszzzz July 7, 2024

Titanic water

Water that is so fucking cold it can be compared to the water the Titanic sunk in. A temperature so low you would feel like dying if you were submerged in it for more than 10 minutes.

"Ow dude, this puddle is so cold, its like Titanic water"

by waterpark37 June 17, 2024

Water Berthing

The act of cranking your hog while in a pool, for the sole purpose to swim with your undeveloped children.

" Hey Josh, did you see what Connor did at the pool today?"

" Dude, I know. He was over there water berthing again."

by Ader Tistoff June 5, 2025

Uber Water

These are the tiny 8 oz water bottles that Uber drivers usually give you during a ride

Mandingo (aka Uber driver): "What's up ladies?"
Kristin: "We're about to hit up that new club and my girls are looking good tonight."
Mandingo: "Yeah your squad is on fleet. Did I say that right?"
Kristin: "Ha. It's actually on fleek!"
Mandingo: "Anyway, there's some water for you in the drink holders."
Kristin: "Omg. I gotta Instagram these little Uber waters. Loves them"
water solo cup uber lyft

by bringmethechicken March 1, 2016

ceo of water

One of the four ceo lords. controls all water. you can only summon them by reciting the ancient ceo texts. their name is Jason Leman

Johnny: hey, have you heard of the new ceo of water?

Bob: no, who is it?

Johnny: Jason Leman, apparently he break the kneecaps of anyone who doesn't drink atleast 8 cups of water a day.

by Ceo Of Aether February 20, 2020

dog water

muffin's laptop

can you turn off your cam dog water is messing up

by Senpai Muffin March 14, 2021

Brown Water Navy

When you're having anal sex with someone and you owe into their asshole.

I was having sex with Stephen and decided to Christen him with a brown water navy.

by gmer4thrones March 11, 2019