Sexual relations between a man and a woman in which there are no emotions, but instead a feeling of friendship. Men typically enjoy this form of sexual intercourse, where as women typically dislike it. This phrase is a contradiction to itself.
by Icecreamreaper August 16, 2011
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by nospace (CEO of racism) March 28, 2021
Get the roblox sex mug.Baylee went to Justin’s house for some ‘fun’ one Sunday evening. She came over at around 10:00 in the afternoon. He asked, “When can we start, love?” She replied, “Whenever you’d like to, darling.” He suggests they watch porn to get them started, and she agrees. They began to feel very horny. Justin starts undressing himself. Baylee takes off her white blouse, he helps her undress her bottom half. Baylee gets on her knees and pulls down his boxers. His 9” cock stood erect, ready for the sex of a lifetime. She begins a handjob, rubbing her hand up and down his shaft. 3 minutes later, she starts sucking on his dick. He moans softly, and he gently grabs her head and pushes it further on his cock. She ends up deep-throating it, making her gag once or twice. As she finishes the blowjob; Justin tells her to get on the bed. She gets on the bed. He opens her legs wide. He inserts a finger into her pussy. She moans in great pleasure from the penetration. She than says, “I can’t take it anymore, I need you inside of me Justin.” He gets up without saying anything, and penetrates her pussy. She held her breath from the felling of his shaft entering and partially exiting her pussy. She moans loudly the harder he thrusts. He screamed, “I’m gonna cum!!” He came into her, letting out a sigh of satisfaction. He thrusts again, this time to hit her G-spot. She screamed as he hit her G-spot again and again. They then went to sleep, and began the cycle again the next day.
Now THAT is a sex story
Now THAT is a sex story
by Xx SexCloud xX December 12, 2022
Get the Sex Story mug.When having a coffee makes a girl moan louder than having sex with her lover or when the coffee a man brews is better than the sex with him
coffee mmm oh yesssss damn sooo goood
babe, stop having coffee sex with my coffee!
I can't, sorry, it's sooooo good, way too goood mmmmm
You never make such noises when you're in bed with me :(
Well maybe you should be as good as the coffee you're brewing?
babe, stop having coffee sex with my coffee!
I can't, sorry, it's sooooo good, way too goood mmmmm
You never make such noises when you're in bed with me :(
Well maybe you should be as good as the coffee you're brewing?
by Sharkgirl84 July 28, 2010
Get the coffee sex mug.Like fractional sex, fictional sex is sex you make up to boost your stats (the notches on your belt in other words). Or, it can also be sex you deny ever having, out of fear of having too high of a bed count, or out of embarrassment that the person you had it with was sketchy. Basically, if you lie about whether or not you got laid, it's fictional sex.
Bob: Dude, I nailed Cassandra last night! I'm up to 22 notches on my belt already. How many you got?
Dan: Twenty-two? Yeah right! How many of those 22 are fictional sex? Probably more than half. I'd be surprised if you even nailed ten chicks.
Andrea: I heard you left the party with Bob last night. Does that mean you're up to nine different guys now?
Casandra: Shut up! Nothing happened. We just kissed a bit and I made him take me home. And I'm not up to eight yet either! I've only done like three guys. Honest.
Andrea: Yeah... sure... three guys this month. Sounds like fictional sex to me.
Dan: Twenty-two? Yeah right! How many of those 22 are fictional sex? Probably more than half. I'd be surprised if you even nailed ten chicks.
Andrea: I heard you left the party with Bob last night. Does that mean you're up to nine different guys now?
Casandra: Shut up! Nothing happened. We just kissed a bit and I made him take me home. And I'm not up to eight yet either! I've only done like three guys. Honest.
Andrea: Yeah... sure... three guys this month. Sounds like fictional sex to me.
by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author April 6, 2008
Get the Fictional Sex mug.sex without any kissing, ie Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. This usually is linked to sex with a fuck buddy or friend with benefits
" i had prostitute sex with that kid from down the hall. i walked in and he just took off his pants. "
"girl that kinda sucks, making out's my favorite"
"girl that kinda sucks, making out's my favorite"
by VyGirl September 28, 2011
Get the prostitute sex mug.Two people involved in sexual intercourse in a hammock. (Hammock) chairs are ideal for accomplising this feat for both pleasure and comfort.
by Travs November 19, 2007
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