sexy black mom 

Woman of Moorish, Nubian, or other race having highly melanated skin tones who serves as the matriarch of her family.

Phyllicia Rashad is a sexy black mom. Jada Pinkett Smith is a sexy black mother. Kerry Washington is a sexy black mama.

sexy black mom by Karma Reborne December 5, 2016

sexy black mom 

Melanated black female eminating style and grace as the matriarch or her family.

Michelle Obama is a sexy black mom. Felicia Tasha's is a sexy black mom.Jada Pinkett Smith is a sexy. Lack mom.

sexy black mom by Karma Reborne December 5, 2016

double-mom 

To bang a girl with enough force to not only get her knocked up, but also impregnate her fetus, which may or may not even be female.

I double-mommed that broad so bad that I'll be paying child support well into my 80s.

double-mom by tenderloin October 16, 2007

your mom 

BURN!!

Dude: "That is so creepy."
Person: "What's so creepy?"
Dude: "Your mom."
Other Dude: "BURN!!"

your mom by Drummer Girl June 10, 2009

Your Mom 

What someone would say if they can't think of a retaliation.

Guy 1: "You idiot!"
Guy 2: "Your Mom"

Your Mom by DeadHeadProd August 7, 2009

Your Mom 

A diss meant for only when you:
1. Can't come up with anything better.
2. You really want to piss off your friends and family.
3. You feel like it.

"Your Mom is sooooo smexy"
Synonym-?, Antonym- Your Dad, Related word-?, Misspelling- Ur Mom, Your Mother, YO MAMA!, and ur mommy

Your Mom by IMMAEATYOUFORDINNER!!!!! February 7, 2010

the mom-croon 

A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.

Person 1: Oh look, Taylor’s being embarassing again.
Person 2: She's Swaying and singing along, what is she even doing with her life anymore?
Person 1: She's doing the mom-croon. Just mom-crooning away in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she’s crying.

the mom-croon by tumblr trash September 27, 2015