eat my john

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018

John Blackbaud

John Blackbaud is the man who created the hit school website Blackbaud. He founded the Blackbaud Foundation for Homeless Children in 1592.

Hey did you know John Blackbaud is the best?

by Andygub321 May 11, 2025

John

A small man with a big cock.

Is that John he sure does have a big rod!!

by Sarahoh12 November 22, 2021

John Palmer

A person who likes to spy or snoop from inside their own house to the outside world - as from Australian show Home and Away.

“Stop being a John Palmer, and come do the dishes!”

by Pocket changa December 19, 2020

john dreiling

It means to just do it, to say yes to something, without thinking about it too much, no matter the consequences, with the risk of resulting in severe injuries when not successful.

John: Are you gonna send it?
Mary: Send it? I'm gonna go full John Dreiling on this shit!

by wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf January 23, 2020

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

John Gunn'd

Its been John Gunn'd

Its been crashed e.g

Its been John Gunn'd

by Urbanlamb April 15, 2019