I want to say that the school has improved in the last couple of years, but it hasn't. The math department is still shit, the only good PE teacher left last year, and spanish is still an easy A. The STEM classes are full of potheads and hit JUULs in the back of the room, and the teacher just doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. Tennis team is still a bunch of sluts who think playing tennis is actually a sport. The track team is alright (the distance team carries the sprinters) but no one goes to the meets. Baseball is still a hellhole and you can usually find some used condoms in the dugouts or bleachers depending on when you look. Football and lacrosse are the same group of pothead jocks, although a few of them are actually pretty cool. Crew is as tryhard as ever and no one respects them for whatever reason.
This year, they started giving each student in school a personal laptop to use. It was a terrible mistake. Whatever they haven't blocked, which is basically just any .io games, kids just download games and play during classes. The teachers know damn well that they are gaming during class, but just try teaching the one kid who actually pays attention. There are kids with literal fucking porn on their computers and the school still doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. When kids aren't playing Getting Over It, Cuphead, Minecraft, or Pokemon, they're in the bathrooms hitting blunts or JUULing or just skipping entirely.
This year, they started giving each student in school a personal laptop to use. It was a terrible mistake. Whatever they haven't blocked, which is basically just any .io games, kids just download games and play during classes. The teachers know damn well that they are gaming during class, but just try teaching the one kid who actually pays attention. There are kids with literal fucking porn on their computers and the school still doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. When kids aren't playing Getting Over It, Cuphead, Minecraft, or Pokemon, they're in the bathrooms hitting blunts or JUULing or just skipping entirely.
by NoSimpsAllowed March 19, 2020
Gilbert High School is known for its football team. This school is full of crazy, weird, ghetto people. Your either grouped as athletes, nerds, yee yee bo’s , or pot heads. A good bit of Gilbert students drop out or die before graduation. Gilbert is a school that has great education but rude ass students. People in this school talk so much shit to people that the teachers dont pay fight threats any attention. Bullying is a huge problem in this school and teachers and administrators do nothing about it. This school isn’t the worst school in Lexington 1 but it is not a school you wanna go to.
by It’sjustgilbert November 22, 2019
A high school located in the upper York County in Williamsburg, Virginia. The only reason York County ever gets snow days is because of this school.
The two notable celebrities that have come from Bruton are Zena Cardman, a NASA astronaut, and Lorenzo Taliaferrro, a former NFL player,(may he rest in peace).
The two notable celebrities that have come from Bruton are Zena Cardman, a NASA astronaut, and Lorenzo Taliaferrro, a former NFL player,(may he rest in peace).
Person 1: Did you hear that we have no school today?
Person 2: Yeah, Bruton High School coming in clutch.
Person 2: Yeah, Bruton High School coming in clutch.
by spaceramen January 02, 2021
Juanita high-school is a dogshit high-school located in Kirkland Washington
As soon as you arrive to the building you won't know where to go because the front doors are locked. The doors to the cafeteria are also locked but you have to enter there so if no one holds the door for you your fucked.
Juanita high-school also hosts the Cambridge program. This is a group of goofy ahhh teens who think their better than you because they are love the pain of 16 hours of homework each night and they love taking 6 tests a week. They will not hesitate to absolutely mindfuck you with the amount of homework they have and they will make sure to tell you that you pathetic AP classes are easy. This specimen of children also have 0 social skills, 0 bitches, and 0 gains but they think they have all of these so they'll tell you all about Sally, their anime girl body pillow and how they can bench 85.
Juanita high-school also hosts 3 new associate principles this year. Daddy Ryan, who stands there like an npc the entire day, soon you'll start to think his one of those random ass medal polls in the hallway because he never moves. Next we have white Andrew tate, this is the scariest associate principl as he roams the halls, lurking around every corner waiting to collect you. Luckily you can see his gleaming bald head from a mile away. The third one no one knows who he is and we haven't seen him for over a month, he probably got captured by white Andrew tate and is now part of his collection.
As soon as you arrive to the building you won't know where to go because the front doors are locked. The doors to the cafeteria are also locked but you have to enter there so if no one holds the door for you your fucked.
Juanita high-school also hosts the Cambridge program. This is a group of goofy ahhh teens who think their better than you because they are love the pain of 16 hours of homework each night and they love taking 6 tests a week. They will not hesitate to absolutely mindfuck you with the amount of homework they have and they will make sure to tell you that you pathetic AP classes are easy. This specimen of children also have 0 social skills, 0 bitches, and 0 gains but they think they have all of these so they'll tell you all about Sally, their anime girl body pillow and how they can bench 85.
Juanita high-school also hosts 3 new associate principles this year. Daddy Ryan, who stands there like an npc the entire day, soon you'll start to think his one of those random ass medal polls in the hallway because he never moves. Next we have white Andrew tate, this is the scariest associate principl as he roams the halls, lurking around every corner waiting to collect you. Luckily you can see his gleaming bald head from a mile away. The third one no one knows who he is and we haven't seen him for over a month, he probably got captured by white Andrew tate and is now part of his collection.
I couldn't get into Juanita high-school today because the front door was locked
I met a goofy ahhh Cambridge kid at Juanita high-school today
I met a goofy ahhh Cambridge kid at Juanita high-school today
by SkippyPB6969 October 28, 2022
A petty excuse for a school where half of the teachers are on the sex offenders list and all of the year 7s have the mental capacity of a down syndrome cabbage. Year 9 and 10 is full of weed addicts and Skets and year 11 act like they’re some sort of cult. Moorside gayschool are involved in a bloody civil war with the co-op retards (co-op academy) where the amount of corpses are enough to feed the starving children in Kenya. Mr Ogden probably got sacked for touching the year 8s and mr Bartley or whatever he’s called looks like Homer Simpson
by Joe has ligma in his updog October 21, 2019
The other woman but high school age. Someone who breaks up a dating/romantic relationship with the intent of having one person for their own.
I mean, yeah - I'm into him, but I'm not gonna let him find out! I mean he has a girlfriend and I ain't about to be a High School Homewrecker!
What is up with Stephanie tryna steal all our bfs? She might as well have 'HSHW' tattooed on her forehead!
What is up with Stephanie tryna steal all our bfs? She might as well have 'HSHW' tattooed on her forehead!
by LonelyTired February 11, 2019
Eltham High School is a high school in Victoria where people like taking shits on small, pre-pubescent children.
by BananaMucnehr8182 May 11, 2021