Stick a finger in it

When having sex with your partner, and randomly slipping your finger into their asshole while still fucking

1. Hey, me and my gf tried to stick a finger in it last night
2. Ew thats disgusting
1. I know but she thought it was really hot

by Mild Milf man June 19, 2022

zeke middle finger

a person that Is better than you in every single way

zeke middle finger points his middle finger

by zekers July 12, 2022

Holding up ring finger

You literally pull all the girls, since women often masturbate with that finger

Holding up ring finger

by Fifa pro player with 197 August 23, 2022

Herman Mean Finger XIV

An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.

Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”

by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022

gave them the middle finger

flip someone off, raise the middle finger in an aggressive gesture meaning "fuck you!" The raised middle finger suggests a phallus.

The driver was tailgating me, so when they passed me I gave them the middle finger.

by DonaldAlan November 10, 2022

give the middle finger

flip someone off, raise the middle finger in an aggressive gesture. The middle finger suggests an erect phallus.

The driver was tailgating me, flashing his lights, and beeping his horn to get me to speed up, so when he passed me on the right, I asked my daughter to give the middle finger.

by DonaldAlan November 10, 2022

The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.

"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."

by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023