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Middle Finger Heart

A hand gesture where a heart is made using your thumbs and middle fingers from both hands. The thumbs formthe bottom of the heart and the middle fingers forming the curved part. The meaning behind it can vary depending on the how the person making it intends.

The first meaning is an exaggerated version of love or affection while using the vulgar meaning of the middle fingers as the exclamation.

The second meaning has a more obscene or vulgar nature where the emotional meaning of the heart is used to exaggerate the vulgar representation of the middle finger.
Meaning One (Exclamatory Affection): “He gave her a middle finger heart to say I f*cking love you!*

Meaning Two (Vulgar Expression): “He gave her a Middle Finger Heart to say I’d love to f*ck you*
by SpeakYourSlang November 14, 2025
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Whiskey Finger

When a lesbian gets too drunk to have sex.
Brittany had whiskey finger last night and couldn't bang her girlfriend.
by Kaseofherpes November 24, 2025
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Chinese finger trap

When two males Eiffel Tower another male. The inability for air to escape from the toweree causes a vacuum like effect causing the towerers genitalia to become stuck.
Friend 1: Man, I can’t believe Nick Chinese finger trapped those two strangers from the bar last night.

Friend 2: The video was worth it though, the gents were so endowed I heard they were able to meet halfway and dock in his large intestine
by Birdsandbees101 December 2, 2025
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Wushi Fingering

(n.) A legendary bedroom kung-fu move where you channel your inner Shaolin monk and deploy exactly two fingers (index + middle, rigid like chopsticks) in lightning-fast, surgically precise circles directly on the G-spot/prostate, as if you’re trying to pressure-point someone into the next dimension. Named after “wuxia” + “shi” (master), because once this technique drops, someone’s soul leaves their body faster than Bruce Lee in a hallway fight.
Performed correctly, the receiver makes a noise that sounds like a dial-up modem having an exorcism. Performed wrong, you just look like you’re aggressively trying to unscrew a jar of pickles with jazz hands.
Pro tips from the scrolls:
• Maintain eye contact and whisper “Your chi is weak”
• Add fake wire-fu sound effects (WHOOSH-TING!)
• Finish with the ancient forbidden line: “The five-point palm exploding heart-gasm technique.”
“Bro walked in like ‘I studied the blade… and the bean.’ Ten seconds of wushi fingering and she spoke fluent Cantonese and saw her third-grade teacher in 4K.”
Synonyms: clit kung-fu, two-finger Hadouken, Beijing bidet, vajitsu
Antonyms: lazy pizza-dough kneading, the sad helicopter, whatever your ex was doing
by Fudge Cluggins December 3, 2025
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Emergency Finger Corking

A high-stakes, deeply human moment when an urgent bodily situation forces an immediate, improvised solution to avoid catastrophe.
The name captures the panic, ingenuity, and split-second decision-making required to hold the line until relief is secured.

Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal
• Being trapped in traffic, a meeting, or a checkout line
Overconfidence after questionable food choices

How to perfect this method:
• Preparation: Know restroom locations wherever you go
• Mindset: Stay calm — panic speeds failure
• Execution: Commit fully and do not second-guess
• Aftercare: Immediate bathroom access, cleanup, and a moment of silence
Examples in use:
1. “I was two steps from disaster — had to deploy Emergency finger corking to survive.”
2. “That wasn’t bravery, that was pure Emergency finger corking under pressure.”
3. “Traffic taught me a lesson today: never underestimate the need for Emergency finger corking.”
by EthanolLancx January 8, 2026
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Bumhole Finger Special

The Bumhole Finger Special, is when you finger someone's asshole. Then make someone else suck your finger clean. You can get a whole train running. Meaning each person is bent over, kneeling, butt naked, aligned in a circle. Then each person fingers the person in fronts ass, and shoves their finger in the person behinds mouth.
Person 1: OMG, did you hear how at the party, we did the Bumhole Finger Special
Person 2: Aww, thats so lucky. I want to do that so bad. How many of you were there.
Person 1: There was about 15 of us, butt naked on Jenny's living room floor.
Person 2: Aww lucky. So who'd you finger, and who sucked your finger.
Person 1: I made Will taste Jason's ass.
by Slapshott January 24, 2026
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The Spanish Finger

The Spanish Finger is a gesture given to someone who has been NAUGHTY. It is equivalent to smirking while shaking one's head. To give the Spanish finger: lift your right arm, hold only your right index finger in the air, and move slightly right to left (this may be accompanied by a flirty smile if desired).
You are at a bar and a young, cocky but still cute international playboy comes up and tells you that he is taking you home later. Even though you are planning on going home with him as well, you give him The Spanish Finger to keep him on his toes. It is usually followed by a smart ass remark.
by Katerzzzzz July 17, 2007
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