Dick Guitar

dick guitar, jamming out on your peepee. dick guitar is when your most likely pissed on some of that firebreath that your like "eey fuck it, im gonna play guitar on my wang hole" 'day later your sore because you needed it to sleep.

Dick guitar: man im at my peak i might as well job it off for the night,.. time to jam down a solo for bed.

by sapain school only grains June 12, 2018

Dick farm

When a female or gay man has a large collection of men's phone number with the sole intent of having sex with them at a later date

I have quite a large dick farm, I have plenty of dicks to choose from tonight.

by Lucolas May 19, 2016

Firecracker dick

It’s when you blue-ball your boyfriend leaving his tip red ergo firecracker (Like the popsicle ice cream)

Aw dude you left me hanging now I got firecracker dick

by HalfHeartKing January 27, 2021

dick dangler

Cross-country runners who wear short-shorts (usually without anything underneath) when they run, and have the possibility of having their dick dangle out the bottom of their shorts.

Person 1: Hey, did you see those dick danglers run by?
Person 2: I swear i saw one of their dicks out the bottom of their shorts..

by YojimboRowan October 19, 2012

mule dicking

Verb: To force or coerce an individual via violence, manipulation or other blatant means into a situation or action they find intensely undesirable. Browbeating, where the end result is always unpleasant for the recipient.

"Man, Mark is always mule dicking me into karaoke night, I hate karaoke night."

by Keegasaur July 23, 2014

Dick in the Water

Someone that is very "Mainstream" or a "Hipster".

Person1: Dude, check my new shirt, it's illin'.
Person2: Shut up you're just another Dick in the Water

by Kadicta November 22, 2011

dick-mob

A person so rude they are not just one dick, but a mob of dicks.

I can't believe that guy cut me off in the carpool lane! What a dick-mob!

by The brunz July 19, 2010