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When you receive a boner whilst belly flopping into a hard or rough surface and/or before breaking surface tension of water
“I was swimming one time and got a boner while bellyflopping into the pool, I then landed on said boner and now it resembles that of a peen cake”
by The most smooth peen April 05, 2024
by Dickmunchkin34.5 September 11, 2022
New slang for the sexual position of 69 with the woman on top and she has a squirting orgasm on the bottom partner’s face.
My girlfriend gave me cake by the ocean last night and I’m not sure if I’m gonna get my room deposit back.
by Konekline May 30, 2024
'dude I love the song cake by the ocean'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'
by SlipperyTrashMan August 12, 2021
When you have anal sex with your female partner and you ejaculate in her anus and pull it out. Then she squats on your chest and blows out cottage Ville cream cakes. My partner loves to tease a Cottageville cream cake
by Cottageville cream cake October 09, 2018
Last night my ole lady and I were making love and finished off by giving her a nice creamy side cake.
by BigDaddy_Deano June 01, 2011