Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

slap

ass a kid when u were misbehaving ur mom would slap you. another definition is when u see a big ass u slap it.

i stole from the store so my mom slapped me or i slap the shotrys fat ass

by iFUCKEDURBITCH42069 September 17, 2020

Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Sun slapped

When the sun burns you so bad that you can see every out line of your bathing suit. (A more dramatic outcome of a sun kiss)

Forget getting sun kissed, look at my back! I got sun slapped!

by itsyagurljos May 20, 2018

Bitch Slap

To smack/slap someone in the face with the back of your hand in a whip like manner.

"Damn, that girl got bitch slaped"
"Girl, I'm gonna bitch slap you so hard, you are gonna look like your mamma."

by Dun Bos May 22, 2014

Trap Slap Kapow

-when a bitch pulls that weave out and you gotta trap slap kapow that bitchass

-most often resulting in knockout

-so devastating that it reverberates the earth with with one blow

-an oppon handed strike during a potent bass drop

-delivered from a beautiful monster's inside palm

-trap queen slap, tied up version

-leads to self-awakening

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Few years back I saw Kanye get the good ol' trap slap kapow from a stop sign behind a sketchers store. He later released some dope rug wear.

by EBrady September 12, 2016