A person, usually a male, who goes about his life with the idea that he has actual, genuine friends. He believes that he is "cool", and possibly "popular." But, in the sad fact of reality, he is far from any of these things. Non of his supposed "friends" like him. In fact, they all hate him. The jokes and stories he tells are never as funny or cool as he thinks they are. He is simply a loud, distracting annoyance to any social scene. i.e., that one guy in a group of friends who nobdody likes.
Mike: Dude, Ed's calling me again. It's like the fifth time tonight!
Steve: What a fucking douche bag. When's he gonna get the idea we don't want to hang out with him?
Steve: What a fucking douche bag. When's he gonna get the idea we don't want to hang out with him?
by James Myrick August 6, 2007
Get the douche bag mug.A sexual act in which, after sex, the man kills the woman, hollows out her corpse, and sleeps in it. Another word for this is the tauntaun.
I was so wasted, I didn't realise I'd pulled a sleeping bag until I woke up the next morning covered in intestines.
by MrCocoa77 November 19, 2007
Get the Sleeping Bag mug.A questionably attractive girl, who still gets fucked because she is so easy.
Also used to describe and ugly stripper, who still makes loads of money because she gives out 'extras'
Also used to describe and ugly stripper, who still makes loads of money because she gives out 'extras'
Craze: If nothing else comes up I will fuck her tonight
Gem: Better than nothing but she is a Scat bag though
Gem: Better than nothing but she is a Scat bag though
by Gemster June 7, 2007
Get the Scat bag mug.by Vinforeal February 26, 2011
Get the Dude bag mug.bagdy's, all of them and the girls they run with, also boschen's, members of the duck family, and all those in cohorts with us
by alana April 9, 2005
Get the Ho-bag mug.by charles strickhouser January 29, 2009
Get the mom bags mug.Is a person that enjoys making other people; Lose, fail, burn, suffer, fall, get fired, and or hurt! Douche bag's are the friend that fucks your girl(wheather it be your wife, girlfriend, sister, or daughter). Overall Douche bags are scumbags as well! AS well as EVERY single person/driver in Las Vegas!
Look hunny that douche bag just keyed our car, yes dear he fucked my best friend whilst we dated as well. I'm gonna kill that mother fucking, scummy douchebag!
by Mike pontillo August 19, 2006
Get the douche bag mug.