Kiss ass

Somebody who will litteraly do ANYTHING for another person no matter what the cost is and they will agree to anything said by that person as well no matter if it is morally right or wrong. They will never disagree nor argue no matter the situation. Also known as a sheep. They will leave 5 friends just to suck up to this one person. They are a follower not a leader that is why they are also known as sheep.

Hey EDWARD stop sucking up and kissing DARIUSES ASS!!!

Kiss ass/Suck up: trash and annoying

by Hudson_pie November 19, 2020

Crimean Kiss

A sweet and loving gesture that turns into violent and aggressive rape.

John: "Did you hear that Vincent got a Crimean Kiss?"
Jared: "What happened?"
John: "Lisa hugged and kissed Vincent yesterday, shortly before tying him to the bed and raping him."

by MaximeAesthetica February 14, 2023

Hug & kiss day

Hug & kiss day 15 november.

You have to hug & kiss someone the whole day!

Have a good hug & kiss day!

by Joemamagay November 11, 2019

slinky kisses

a kiss between two where the tongue is sucked on by the other then vic versa

Wanna slinky kisses??
Yes its my favorite!! it means love!!!

by notshabbi July 13, 2014

Yugoslavian Kiss

Vastly different than the French kiss, the Yugoslavian kiss offers more of an exotic, mind blowing experience. First, both people participating in this kiss get on their knees. In every household that participated in native Yugoslavian culture is a bowl of room temperature oatmeal by the front door. The dominant one takes a swig of the oatmeal and swishes it around their mouth. They then forcibly spit the oatmeal into the other ones mouth. The least dominant one eats a raw clove of garlic to solidify their disgusting nature. Then the can of sardines gets involved. Sometimes people will use anchovies, kipper, oysters, and tuna. The largest sardine is carefully chosen from the tin. The rest get thrown away as they are undesirable and useless. A man named Stephen Hawking blesses the sardine with a lugie. The two bite on each side and share it between their mouths as they kiss. The lesser dominant one must swallow the sardine whole when the kiss comes to an end. They both stand up, shake hands, and say the sacred statement of "The kiss was nice, next time bring rice, to hide in my fat rolls." As beautifully as the kiss started, they must depart now.

I witnessed a Yugoslavian Kiss at a wedding once. It was the most majestic activity I've ever seen. Long live Yugoslavia.

by hellobello January 7, 2024

National Kiss Your Homeboy Day

Kiss your homeboy today, October 6th

yo bro its national kiss your homeboy day

by jyuan October 6, 2025

Poseidon's Kiss

When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.

The date was rubbish up until he courageously landed a Poseidon's Kiss.

by naked jen November 2, 2018