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Dick Ball Syndrome

Where your dick and balls are so flabby that they reach your belly button just by jumping
Becky,I have Dick Ball Syndrome. I will never jump again!
by Tess Tickels February 1, 2020
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Smith magenis syndrome

Smith magenis syndrome is a disease that causes the person with the disease to turn into a human wrecking machine and it causes them to head butt things and punch holes in the walls the size of a 49 inch smart tv. These “people” with the rare disease should be avoided at all costs because if you disturb one of them then it could end with several fatalities. If you ever encounter one of these cunts then make sure to avoid eye contact otherwise they will be calling you a cunt and killing you.
Hey have you ever met someone with Smith magenis syndrome?
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year
by coontastic 69 October 29, 2019
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Jolel syndrome (j0lel)

The Jolel Syndrome is a person with blonde/light brown hair, glasses, braces, and someone you just wanna punch in their fucking throat, they look like a sterotypical nerd, but act like some fucking badass, you most likely have a guy like this in your school.
person: Man, some nerd looking ass just threatened to "uppercut" me.
other person: What a fucking nerd, I swear this Jolel syndrome (j0lel) bullshit is getting out of hand.
by DanielImpala November 14, 2021
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"Muzzin Syndrome" (noun)

A disorder in which one has no poise or grace,but can still function.
People with "Muzzin Syndrome" (noun) are often said to "Hang with the big boys but not look good doing it."

Remember:If you fall on your ass enough,the support will come down with you.
by b00zette December 7, 2013
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little motor syndrome

AKA LMS:
A result of little dick syndrome. When a man with a small dick purchases a car with a small engine (typically a 4 cylinder) and continuously boasts and brags of it's power and superiority; effectively projecting his personal shortcomings onto his car. In the end however, men will still think you're gay and only import sluts will pretend to be impressed, provided you're paying for them.
LMS sufferer: "The only reason Ford stopped producing the 2.3 was because it was better built and could be made faster than their precious 5.0 and Ford couldn't have a 4 banger outrunning their precious 5.0."
Real man: "....."
Other real man: "It's little motor syndrome, dude. Just nod and smile."
by RemiTheGreat December 26, 2014
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genome solider syndrome

1)The inability to see past two feet in front of you.

2)Ignoring objects that magically appear out of nowhere (ie Cardboard boxes).
My mom walked into a wall today, I think she has Genome Solider Syndrome
by soulhunter91 December 20, 2010
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Law & Order Syndrome

The term "Law & Order Syndrome" refers to an actor or actress who appears in a long-running series as a guest star but later appears in the series as a permanent character. The term is derived from the famous television series "Law & Order", where a numerous number of actors/actresses who are currently playing the main detectives/lawyers have appeared in a previous episode several years beforehand as a completely different, temporary character.
Mike: Wait, Chris Noth is a detective now? Wasn't he some random nameless guy in the last season?

John: That's a case of Law & Order Syndrome, Mike.
by IMuckedYourFom October 5, 2012
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