cock slap

when you slap a annoying girl with you dick

hey wanna shut the fuck up bitch or i will cock slap you so hard

by tickdick December 04, 2014

Slap the shortest person you know

The day you get to slap the shortest person you know

My ibf: “Go slap resse today is the day you get slap the shortest person you know”

by Zulleth December 11, 2020

The Like Slap

When you comment on someone's post and they like your comment to end a possible awkward situation.

Ex. of The Like Slap:

Julian: *types status update* Had a good time tonight!

Maria: *types comment* I know man, especially when you made out with my sister! LOL

Julian: *Like Slaps*

by SprawlII January 28, 2011

Balloon Knot Slap

Being hit in the face with a tied used condom full of semen.

Hey Pete, I can't believe your dad balloon Knot Slapped me last night!

by Toneage February 17, 2020

slap the closet

When an action is taken with haste or a decision made spontaneously. L

If you slap the closet for Saturday afternoon, I'm sure that'll be fine.

by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017

twat slapped

When two twats slap. Hardcore scizzoring

The two lesbians were sore after twat slapped each other vaginas last night

by Jack broman April 21, 2016

Octopus slap

Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.

Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.

by Satan Spacemonkey July 06, 2023