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No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.
You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox
by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020
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Simp

A person giving everything they have to a girl with intention of having sex with her.
You are a simp for donating 1000$ to Pokimane and said, I'd like some bootie.
by 3aw4se5dr6ft7gy8hu9ij0se5dr6ft February 2, 2021
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Simp-pusher

One who sits online attempting to shame/insult random men into rushing out and asking out every woman. Simp-pushers tend to troll men's channels and female dating coach channels, using slurs like "you must be gay". This is a primitive (albeit ineffective) attempt to make the man feel as if it is compulsory to date.

The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.
Simp-pusher: "Why aren't you asking out every woman you see and taking her on expensive dates? Are you gay?"
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".
by RoguePoster January 11, 2024
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Simp

Someone that would say anything to win the favor particularly of a girl
by Ffffffffffffgggggggggg June 24, 2020
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Simp

Synonym of Tadhg, see definition of Tadhg
He was a fucking Tadhg, a disgusting simp
by OnGodDefiner January 21, 2023
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Simp

A Valoose
Person 1 : Bro you're such a simp
Person 2 :A simp ? Did you mean a Valoose?
by Darumond August 14, 2020
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Simp

when they but the hoes before the bros
That man went simping over a girl instead of getting on Xbox
by 🇸🇰 January 17, 2023
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