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fake ball

Pretending to "ball hard"

Pretending to be rich when in reality you are not.
John just fake balls, he makes minimum wage at McDonald's
by Fakeballsohard November 25, 2016
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zoo ball

A soon to be Olympic Sport that combines basketball, football and soccer. The game is played on a basketball court and is scored like basketball. However, the use of takeling, tripping the opponent is acceptable. Running with the basketball like in football is acceptable. Kicking the ball like soccer is acceptable. Flopping in the ground like in soccer is acceptable but only if your front teeth are knocked out.
Tony F.: hey want to play zoo ball at lunch?
Chris L.: Nah, they cancelled the game due to Rod loosing his front teeth.
by Stag1988 July 16, 2018
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ball polisher

Basically a person who enjoys spit-shining balls. Ball polishers get very angry if you call them a polisher. Polish=life.
That person is a ball polisher.
by Behsg June 1, 2016
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Horn-ball

A person who is very horny, very often and makes jokes about being horny or kinky stuff a lot.
Cortlyn is a horn-ball because she's horny a lot and likes the word kinky
by Starin_dawg June 27, 2021
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Them Balls

by SimonNetje January 20, 2022
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Dog Balls

As noted by the U.S. Navy SEALS, when the leadership has left them "hanging out there like DOG BALLS", exposed and to their own devices.
"The best example would be when the government abandoned the four Americans at the Benghazi, Libya compound, by not sending any help. They left the four hanging out like dog balls."
by scshootergw May 12, 2013
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Black Balls

Something usually eaten by women, sometimes men. Seen with a salad or sandwich.
Guy 1: "Hey, what are you eating?"
Guy 2: "Oh I'm eating a chicken sandwich with a side of black balls."
by saucesuki February 17, 2021
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