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Vag bag

1. (Directed toward males) Meaning to stop acting overly insensitive.

2. (Directed toward females) Meaning to constantly use her period as a way to rant.
1. Johnny was upset that he wasn't able to go to the concert so he whined and pouted like a vag bag.

2. Melissa always seems to act like a vag bag when ever family is around.
by Jalapeno Flavor August 16, 2010
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mom bags

-Dude, Emily is lookin' pretty fine tonight
-Nah man shes totally got mom bags.
by charles strickhouser January 29, 2009
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douche bag

Is a person that enjoys making other people; Lose, fail, burn, suffer, fall, get fired, and or hurt! Douche bag's are the friend that fucks your girl(wheather it be your wife, girlfriend, sister, or daughter). Overall Douche bags are scumbags as well! AS well as EVERY single person/driver in Las Vegas!
Look hunny that douche bag just keyed our car, yes dear he fucked my best friend whilst we dated as well. I'm gonna kill that mother fucking, scummy douchebag!
by Mike pontillo August 19, 2006
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Scat bag

A questionably attractive girl, who still gets fucked because she is so easy.

Also used to describe and ugly stripper, who still makes loads of money because she gives out 'extras'
Craze: If nothing else comes up I will fuck her tonight
Gem: Better than nothing but she is a Scat bag though
by Gemster June 7, 2007
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douche bag

A person, usually a male, who goes about his life with the idea that he has actual, genuine friends. He believes that he is "cool", and possibly "popular." But, in the sad fact of reality, he is far from any of these things. Non of his supposed "friends" like him. In fact, they all hate him. The jokes and stories he tells are never as funny or cool as he thinks they are. He is simply a loud, distracting annoyance to any social scene. i.e., that one guy in a group of friends who nobdody likes.
Mike: Dude, Ed's calling me again. It's like the fifth time tonight!

Steve: What a fucking douche bag. When's he gonna get the idea we don't want to hang out with him?
by James Myrick August 6, 2007
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Sleeping Bag

A sexual act in which, after sex, the man kills the woman, hollows out her corpse, and sleeps in it. Another word for this is the tauntaun.
I was so wasted, I didn't realise I'd pulled a sleeping bag until I woke up the next morning covered in intestines.
by MrCocoa77 November 19, 2007
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douche bag

Anyone that has ever lived in Maine, or New York, or New Jersey.
by Mother of God August 29, 2008
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