red neck moment

A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise rational and logical Caucasian male.

Nick: Jesus BJ what happended to your eye?

BJ: I got in a fight with my cousin at the family reunion.

Victor: What did you you do, kiss her?

BJ: No, I kissed her mother.

Brian:Dawm! Now thats a Red neck Moment right there.

by CHS_NickB, BjW, BrianB, Victor January 5, 2011

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Red Neck Redemption

It derived from the awsome game red dead redemption
when MACHINAMA released a trailer for cabelas dangerous hunts 2011 the comments section of the video was spammed by what gamers think the title should be
Red Neck Redemption

phil: i just got cabelas dangerous hunts 2011
dave: lololololollolol
phil: wha?
dave: you dont even know the title of ur own game its called red neck redemption u fail at life phil
phil: saaad faace

by derpyd000 December 19, 2010

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red wing bandit

when someone gives a girl cunnilingus when she's on her period, he/she gains his/her wings.

He fought in battle last night.
Oh really?
Yeah man, I heard he became a red wing bandit.

by jenitialia May 24, 2011

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Red Chode Salad

A red chode salad refers to either

a) a swollen red chode which has "tossed the salad" referring to playing with the anal region

or

b) a large chode that has "tossed the salad" too deeply, eg penetrated the anal region too deeply and has ended in a bloody mess

Mellissa: "Bob and I tried to toss the salad last night, but it ended more as a red chode salad"

by ChodeMaster_RCS June 8, 2010

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code red guy

A person who is an advanced online gamer with no life usually playing games like MMORPG's and drinking Mountain Dew (preferably Code Red) and living off of Doritos in their parent's basement.

Chris:Bruh,we should hang out with that kid Raymond.

Romeo:Nah,he's a code red guy.

by Schmeegle September 2, 2014

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