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Slap the biffon

To thrust one’s manly testicular orbs against the tender patch of flesh between a woman’s nether regions - repeatedly, with such force and enthusiasm that it might inspire both awe and minor bruising. Can also refer to cheeky prelude play, in which one’s hand “slaps the biff” to tease, torment, or tantalize.
“I dare say, after three minutes of passionate chaos, big John proceeded to slap the biffon with such vigor that Lady Mildred howled like Michael Jackson in a kids home and nearly dislodged the chaise longue.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025
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Slap

Someone that is super sexy and hot and handsome omg
“Damn wesley really is a slap omg”
by HANNAHISDUMBSHUTUP April 24, 2021
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Charlie Slap

A "low five" invented by a Cannabis connoisseur known as "Charlie" whereas the downward "five" is executed with then retracted as quickly possible with a severe excess of the force expected when receiving a "high five".

(It can also be used in a sideways variation)


P.S.

This is the exact opposite of the 'Charlie Tap'
You know how I can tell he's excited about tonight? He gave you the 'Charlie Slap'...
by JesusDick January 21, 2009
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New England Rabbit Slap

When you decide to go S&M style with your partner, but if you cum before they let you then your punishment is being slapped in the face with a bag of hops.
Guy 1: My girl gave me a New England Rabbit Slap last night, I still have the bruises. I told her next time don't squeeze so tight.
by IRHMP August 27, 2016
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Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"
"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"
by proooj February 29, 2016
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SLAP

"Let's head to that concert tonight at 8"
"SLAP!"
by pipwr July 13, 2019
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Oscar Slap

When you get slapped after making a joke about someone’s partner.
I made a joke about her lover and she Oscar slapped me.
by FreshWords April 2, 2022
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