Slap my turkey

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

SLAP

Sounds Like A Plan.... SLAP

When wanting to make plans with a friend

“Hey wanna grab lunch”
“Alright slap”

by Hey hello hi January 26, 2021

cat slap

The generally unwarranted action in which a woman's vagina is subjected to corporeal punishment

My boyfriend just fucking cat slapped me and idk why he thinks it's funny.....

by Morgan Witt June 29, 2023

Slap \ˈslap \

When something is excellent or amazing.

this new angle theorem we're learning in geometry SLAPS! Slap \ˈslap \

by aevryjb January 28, 2021

National Slap Ass Day

At oct 22. It is the National slap ass day.

Oh i want to slap my friends ass because its the National slap ass day today.

by HampeKuken123 October 22, 2020