Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020
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Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
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Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.
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