Off da Chain

something that is quite swell

Gee whiz Francis, that cavier sure is off da chain!

by Bartholemew James Thomas IV November 7, 2003

get off me

when someone is crowding your space, physically and or mentally

i walk into a room, and the kid says where were you?

i was in the bathroom, get off me.

idk, it may be something useful to someone who always gets bombarded with questions that you dont feel like you should have to answer... "get off me!"

by that's the guy February 8, 2009

Step off Bitch

To tell a person of the female variety to get out your way, or stand down.

Girl: "Where u just lookin at that other girls ass?!"

Guy: "Step off bitch! I do what I want!"

by ukfxjesus June 16, 2012

jerking off with sandpaper

something that may look like a good idea at first glance, but turns out to be a horrible one

1) "I thought that chick was gonna be fun, but then I hung out with her and I realized I got tricked into jerking off with sanpdper."

2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"

by Mel Berg January 18, 2009

Cake-Off

a contest in which groups of contestants compete to bake the best cake

"i've won every cake-off i've ever entered," said the award winning chef.

by jensites242 December 29, 2008

Gack Off

Term used to describe when a meth user decides that rather than party with their friends famy and neighbors all weekend, they are going to just irresponsibly spend half their rent money on some dope and go hide out alone in their home and get higher than fuck all weekend...like a speed-driven "METHodical masturbation" type of high...

Bro, I'm so tired of smoking all my dope with these jank-ass chicks around the hood all weekend just to end up not getting any, yet still outta dope by Monday morning....fuck it, time to disappear for a couple days and gack off with my bad self...

by jimjones, omnibeing April 14, 2019

yack off

verb (i) usually vulgar: to speak for the purpose of one's one pleasure rather than one's audience; verbal masturbation.

Note: frequently accompanied in colloquial conversation by the "masturbation" hand gesture (vulgar)

Ex: After a half hour of ranting, it seems the Fox News commentator does not want to participate in a free exchange of ideas; all he wants to do is yack off.

See also:

Yack Off (n): one who continually yacks off

Ex: That Fox News commentator is a real yack off.

Ex: After a half hour of ranting, it seems the Fox News commentator does not want to participate in a free exchange of ideas; all he wants to do is yack off.

by Col Senf March 1, 2014