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James

James meaning the chosen one. They are demi-god like not only in wisdom but also in appearance and stature. They are very brave, strong, athletic and incredibly good looking. They are the epitome of a true man in every sense of the word. They are extremely smart and loyal. Respected amongst friends, colleagues and acquaintances. They would be the offspring of what it would be like had God mated with a super model. They are pure in every sense of the word. Always well hung and great lovers. Passionate and caring. They make the best lovers. If you have the luck to be with someone named James then never let him go or you will regret it. They are a "one of a kind" type of person
Girl 1: Hey who is that over there
Girl2: you must be talking about James
Girl1: wow now thats a true man
by *urbandictionary June 4, 2022
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He will break your heart especially if his last name starts with an H and ends with an A and it has “hulk” in it and ends with “Ema”
Girl (me): “I like you so much and you never cared about me. Why couldn’t you just tell me when you found out?”
JAMES: “because I’m a donkey whole and no one likes you”.
by _aaaaaavaiscool June 4, 2022
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James Yang

not only is this man the purple wiggle, but he’s just a god among men. his hair alone is a national treasure, his biceps sculpted by the gods and his hair? brad mondo could never. sexy, cool and wifey material. also has a cult.
“hey is that guy james yang?”
no that’s just brad pitt”
by Lolslsksks June 5, 2022
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He has a mega penis and all the girls love him. He has such dreamy eyes, mega muscles and is incredibly sexy. Any girl has a crush on him. He is also extremely intelligent.
person 1: omg i need a man

person 2: get a james we all need a james
by loldude420 December 6, 2021
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Guy 1: You see that guy over there?
Guy 2: Who? James?
Guy 1: Yea, James, he's a total Christian
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A short little stick with hay for hair
Hey that guy looks like such a James, hay on his head, and hes short?! Hes a James
by David Ser December 9, 2021
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Being an "ASSHOLE" Taking his frustration out on the human population.
As soon as he woke up this morning he was being a "James" .
by Layla Mildner December 12, 2021
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