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That thing's green

1. Excellent release on NBA 2K

2. Used to say something is good to go, certified or guaranteed to hit.

3. A confident stamp that whatever you’re talking about is official, like calling game before the shot drops.
"About to walk in this interview, that thing's green."
"She texted me back fast, that thing's green."
"Don't even trip, the plan's already set. That thing's green."
by djgonmakeit September 8, 2025
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greened

1. To be swindled out of money.
2. To sell items to raise money for a cause but pocket what is earned.
3. To be the subject of reporting on a social networking site as a matter of spite or vengeance.
That chick said she was raising money for St. Judes but then she totally greened everyone.

Man, I totally got greened when I sold my Jeep!

That guy greened me on Facebook because I slept with his girlfriend!
by MightyMouse86 September 10, 2011
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green fn

Most people might think it means “Green Fortnite”, but it actually means “Green, Fuck Nigga”. The phrase is often used by NBA2K players after they hit a cool shot, and get that green flash. It is also used when someone used a very cool pick-up line.
Girl: “Sorry, but I’m into girls”
Guy: “Yeah, so am I, so just date me already.”
“green fn”
by MakeyMakeyEggsAndBakey March 29, 2024
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Green Soap

A lubricant you can use to shove fingers up your poop chute
Me- “hey green soap is so nice feeling in my butt.”
Friend- “I do love green soap!”
by gobbleman August 1, 2022
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Green fingered

by Scienceethan June 5, 2020
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Green Hulks

Hulks, Xans, Xannies,Greens, Bars
Usually counterfeit pressed “Xanax” bars that are mostly a certain shade of green, commonly nicknamed “Hulks” or “Hulk Xannies” (pressed benzodiazepines)
Green Hulks - “yo wanna cop sum Hulks I got 30 on deck
by Hood_rich3000k November 23, 2023
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Green Sun Effect

where somehow a piece of media or just a crappy fanfiction starts having ties to reality. or just becomes reality.
whether its canon or not. the green sun effect can happen. like the fnaf events on a normal chuck e cheese.
"holy fuck i think fnaf got the green sun effect, do you see the damn news?"
"we have been judged apparently by gods to have the craziest shit stories that they want to turn against us for 2020"
by Landonia Wolt June 30, 2020
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