No dick december

anti simp

When girls are mean to boys that did no simp September

Hey it’s no dick December

by The_man_17 September 25, 2020

December 2nd

Skip school let everybody know to skip school

Jimmy: ( December 1st) hey Timmy don’t forget tomorrow skip school the whole world will do it

Timmy: I guess I have to fake sick

Jimmy: yep so December 2nd we are all skipping

by Lilbit_kenli October 29, 2019

December 18th

If you were born on December 18th, you are the most amazing person in the world.

"You're so awesome, were you born on December 18th?"

by Its a buy February 5, 2022

december 28th

Quite the asshole, they don’t really deserve anything in life. Most are fine or good but there’s a small few who are terrible.

Weegee: “Hey, when were you born?”
MeeM: “December 28th.”
Weegee: “You suck. B)”
MeeM: “I know.”

by MeeMTheCatMaid October 7, 2021

December 5

you are not allowed to play genshin impact

Alex: I'm gonna play gi

: You can't
Alex: Why not?

: Because it's December 5

by <3 ) December 5, 2021

December 19th

National tell your crush you love them day

Me: I love you

Crush: ummm okay but why are you saying that

Me: it’s December 19th

by Mosley 8 December 19, 2019

December 27th

Your name either starts with an S or a B if you are born on this date. You are also most likely very short.

Bro her name's Sarah? That bitch prolly born on December 27th lmao

by Teklooo December 16, 2021