chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Chocolate Chip Taco

When you're eating a girl out during 69 and a slight movement loosens and drops a few pieces of butt crust into your mouth while you are devouring that pink taco

Damn Bro I was eating this girl out and she didn't wipe the night before so you already know I got a taste of that chocolate chip taco

by MrDooTheDash September 27, 2022

Tossing Chocolate

The end result of being TOO good at tossing salad

She was happy her date ended dinner by tossing her salad, but she was embarrassed she had him tossing chocolate before he was finished.

by WTF-Man January 23, 2024

gone off chocolate

When chocolate is in the fridge for too long and goes stale.

The gone off chocolate tastes like mud.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

chocolate surprise

during the process of eating ass the person receiving sneezes or coughs leaving poop freckles on the providers face

last night i was eating jessica’s ass when she fuckin gave me a chocolate surprise

by xX_BEANZ_Xx May 4, 2020

chocolate dusty

When you bang a girl in the ass so hard it builds pressure and backfires on you.

You just received the chocolate dusty

by Chocolate dusty May 8, 2024