blue turtle shell

During sex, when a person is about finish first, their partner punches them in the face or back of the head, thus allowing the trailing person to finish first.

He was about to cum, so I blue turtle shelled him in the face.

by Hockeycapn July 29, 2017

Blue Moon Payday

When you get payed every other week and receive 3 paychecks in a month instead of the normal 2.

Payday falls on the 1st this month, looks like we're getting a blue moon payday, fuck yeah.

by Nadonado April 12, 2021

Baby Daddy Blues

The natural feeling/connection post having a
baby with someone & you're wishing you could
be a family. You keep thinking about your baby
daddy despite the reason you aren't together,
and want to be intimate w/ him.

"Girl my baby is 10 months and I have the baby
daddy blues bad. I'm so mad at him, but I just
keep thinking about him."

“I keep having wet dreams about my baby daddy, it’s so weird. I must have the baby daddy blues.”

by Ttawlove September 7, 2022

let's burn a blue

American slang talk for smoking little blue pain pills.

Guy# 1: Hey man... let's burn a blue!
Guy#2: No thanks...I only burn green.

by JoeyBomm August 13, 2023

power bar blues

(noun)
--A common term used by athletes. When one eats a power protein bar, which causes them to crap alot.

"Hey man, how was the game?"

"Well we won, but afterwards I had the power bar blues."

"Ouch."

by LAINE. October 15, 2008

rental blue balls

When you are just about to rent some equipment to a customer and after you have everything prepped they cancel the order leaving you hanging with no finish!!!

Tim had rental blue balls after the second customer of the day canceled there reservation.

by Tmaxx530 September 28, 2023

Ol' blue dipper

When you slip a urinal cake inside of your boss' coffee mug while they aren't looking.

guy #1: "Hey man, I just gave my boss the Ol' blue dipper while he wasn't looking."
guy #2: "Did you steep it in his coffee like tea?"
Boss: "Agh! what's in my coffee!??"
guy #1: There it is!

by Mountaineer007251 October 19, 2021